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Zombie Joe's Brain Matter.
Did You Know Joe Before He Was a Zombie?
Author: Joe Alfano
It is sort of like “I knew the Bride when she used to Rock N Roll” – only with shambling instead of dancing. I know what Michael Jackson tried to do back in the 80’s, but zombies can’t dance. Well, not unless Mark Henry is doing the writing, but that is getting off subject.
In Which a Zombie Reviews Soulless
Author: Joe Alfano
A review and discussion on the deput steampunk novel from Gail Carriger, Soulless. Welcome back to news and reviews, readers!
Picking Lori Devoti's Brain Matter
Author: Joe Alfano
The second in our series of interviews with urban fantasy, fantasy and scifi authors continues with Wisconsin author Lori Devoti.
I Know Kung Fu...
Author: Joe Alfano
I had a dream... no, a nightmare... in which I was being played by Keanu Reeves. It is a strange tale, but pop on in for the ride, won't you?
Geek in Review - Road Trip of the Living Dead
Author: Joe Alfano
Continuing on our summer reading series (and trying really hard to keep up with how fast I am reading them), I offer you the next story in the Mark Henry's "Celebrity Ghoul" series - Road Trip of the Living Dead.
Geek in Review - Blood Groove
Author: Joe Alfano
The next in our summer reading series at Geek Like Me. Today I am reviewing the urban fantasy/horror novel Blood Groove by Alex Bledsoe. Read on for a review of a vampire tale.
Write by the Lake Revisited
Author: Joe Alfano
The tale of my week long writer's retreat on campus. Several instances of serendipity throughout the week.
Geek in Review - Deader Still
Author: Joe Alfano
The continuing adventures of Simon Canderous in Deader Still, another urban fantasy novel in my Summer To Read Pile.
Geek in Review - Happy Hour of the Damned
Author: Joe Alfano
The next in my summer reading pile series. This is an urban fantasy/paranormal romance mystery book -- not to mention a rather fun read.
Zombie Manners
Author: Joe Alfano
Yes, it is true... a zombie can have manners. Ever seen a rotting corpse dab at his face after finishing off your friends? Watch closely.
Zombie Joe Speaks Out
Author: Joe Alfano
I saw an article today that has really boiled my blood. Even as I write this response to it, I still cannot believe that this kind of thing still happens in Wisconsin. I hate feeling ashamed of my state!
Corned Beef Hashtags
Author: Joe Alfano
A tale of woe, the hashtags of Twitter and the final act of a Knight of Good. Possibly. Just read on for a funny Twitter story.
Geek in Review: Silver Phoenix
Author: Joe Alfano
A review of the Young Adult Asian Fantasy novel Silver Phoenix by Cindy Pon. The second in the Zombie Joe's Summer Reading Series.
A Novel Promotion - Silver Phoenix
Author: Joe Alfano
A bit of talk on social networking and self promotion. Ironically it includes the promotion of someone who is not me due to some advice from someone else who is not me. Confused? Click on and read then...
Zombie Joe Throws Down the Gauntlet
Author: Joe Alfano
A short bit on how I entered a race to publish a novel. Just as much for my benefit to keep me honest as well as for your entertainment.
Geek in Review - Dead to Me
Author: Joe Alfano
My first review in the "What Zombie Joe is Reading This Summer" series. The book Dead to Me, the first in a series of Manhattan based urban fantasy by Anton Strout.
Urban Fantasy: Fact and Fiction
Author: Joe Alfano
Sounds like a great name for a testimonial or a text book on the urban fantasy genre, doesn't it? Read further for some of the trials and tribulations of this particular urban fantasy reader.
A Tale of Two Movies
Author: Joe Alfano
Two weekends. Two movies. Tons of geeks. Find out which of these movies -- if any -- are worth your geek funds. Spoilers abound within!
My Movie Moment of the Day
Author: Joe Alfano
A short tale about how my day started with a surrealistic moment that reminded me of a couple of movies. Maybe I should have stopped for coffee this morning.
Illness is a State of Mind
Author: Joe Alfano
Some quick reflections on the illness that has been hitting Casa de Zombie lately. Somehow it all ties back in to science fiction, monsters and a story from my past.
Death's Daughter - Geek in Review
Author: Joe Alfano
A quick review of the novel Death's Daughter by Amber Benson. It will be mostly opinion and carry no spoilers, so fear not clicking on the link!
Third Time's a Charm
Author: Joe Alfano
Twitter, Livejournal and Facebook. Why do they keep promptly me to look back at the past? Can't they just let sleeping dogs lay?
Smilin' Bob is Strokin' Out!
Author: Joe Alfano
A disturbing start to the weekend ending in a roller coaster ride of an Oscars show. A bit disturbing, but I have seen worse.
Smooth Criminal is Stuck in My Head
Author: Joe Alfano
A short tale on Smooth Criminal getting stuck in my noodle and the mess that was my birthday weekend and Valentines Day. Don't worry, it was not that much of a mess, and does have a happy ending.
This Dance Aint for Everybody
Author: Joe Alfano
Call it several days away from home. Blame it on the frigidly cold weather. Maybe it is lack of sleep, but my mind wanders. Follow along with the bouncing ball.
An Undead New Year
Author: Joe Alfano
Ever make any New Year's Resolutions? Ever wonder why zombies don't? Ever wonder what runs through my head when I write these descriptions? I do!
A Geek's Year in Review
Author: Joe Alfano
A look back at the past year and those we have lost that have contributed to the geek community in their lives. A final salute.
Smells Like Christmas Spirit
Author: Joe Alfano
A look at the holidays and the effect they have on us and our viewing habits. Also a scary look into one of the GLM inside jokes.
A Geek's Holiday
Author: Joe Alfano
A quick review on the scenario that has kept my Brain Matter on hold, and Geek Like Me a little slow. Call it my holiday wishes and resolution all in one!
The Art of Motivation
Author: Joe Alfano
Instead of producing a piece of short fiction to post here as part of my Nanowrimo craziness, I offer you a bit of an insight on motivation and photos from Wizard World Texas.
Halloween is Every Day, Hey!
Author: Joe Alfano
Wondering what Zombie Joe is dressing up for this Halloween? The answer may shock you! Possibly even more so than what "Mrs. Zombie" is dressing up as.
Where in the World is Zombie Joe?
Author: Joe Alfano
Wondered where I have been lately? Wondered why there have been no articles lately? Just looking for something to read? Look inside!
The Game of Politics
Author: Joe Alfano
My reflections on being a voter for the past 20 years and how it has affected my opinions of the candidates this election. I promise to keep political reflections to a minimum this season.
The Most Evil Creature in the World™ Returns
Author: Joe Alfano
The second installment on one of my favorite characters from past D&D campaigns, and the finale as to how an understated little halfling became the Most Evil Creature in the World™ -- at least to the rest of my adventuring party.
The Games We Play
Author: Joe Alfano
A reflection on the games I have played over the years, and how a subsection of our local gaming community has affected those choices for me. Well, for now at least.
Unhealthy Writing Habits
Author: Joe Alfano
All through high school and college I was training myself to be a writer. For the longest time I ignored this training. Now that I am back, I am noticing some of the habits I forgot about.
Slutty to Sultry and Everything In Between
Author: Joe Alfano
Some quotes and reflections of the writing seminar that shared the name of this article. Also, I love coming up with these titles to see what Aaron will say. Any bets on if he is paying attention?
Rituals and Animal Husbandry
Author: Joe Alfano
The job of rituals in everyday life, including the presence of animal totems in my family.
The Best Four Days In Writing
Author: Joe Alfano
The beginning of the tales of a zombie in the great city of Indianapolis. Including proof that it is possible to surprise a zombie!
The Hidden Cost of Putting Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Author: Joe Alfano
A revisit to a past article on one of my Barney Stinson-like rules. A bit of introspection on my part.
What I Did On My Summer Vacation: Day Two
Author: Joe Alfano
Cherries and Lumberjacks and Pies! Oh my!
What I Did On My Summer Vacation
Author: Joe Alfano
Day one of my summer vacation to Door County Wisconsin with my family. A variety of short tales, some of which may not be fare for the shorter readers. Get a bottle of wine in my family and...
The Evil League of Evil
Author: Joe Alfano
The Summer Reading of the Geeks Tour continues, although not before I join the Evil League of Evil. I want to do great things - like Bad Horse.
Summer Time Reading
Author: Joe Alfano
Stealing an idea simultaneously from both LiveJournal and my Athletic Communications department, I am starting a summer reading list with a geekly twist to it. I know, go figure, right?
Errol Flynn vs. Dr. Horrible
Author: Joe Alfano
Did you ever hear about the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon? Well, this is a fine tale on how you can jump from Errol Flynn to Dr. Horrible in two short jumps.
Musical Blog. It’s a Thing. Tell Your Friends.
Author: Joe Alfano
An review of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, including some background behind the project, and plenty of links.
A Van Apart: Episode Two – The Art of Words
Author: Joe Alfano
A number of tales revolving around the van pool. At least one involves a twist on words that came out to a most hilarious effect.
A Van Apart: Episode One
Author: Joe Alfano
The beginning of a series of tales about gas stations, state-organized van pools, and the art of being courteous to people. Well, sort of.
Student of the Lower Arts
Author: Joe Alfano
A pair of stories revolving around the tale of one professors description of Sumo Wrestlers.
Academics and Students and Intellectuals, Oh My!
Author: Joe Alfano
A second chapter in the rant from my last column about studies and intelligence being dangerously close to killing everything that I feel makes us human. Or more that someone just ticked me off on the street today, your call.
The Meaning Behind Words
Author: Joe Alfano
Things aren't always what they seem. At least that is what my English teacher was trying to teach us back in High School. Maybe Hamlet had something there.
My Generation, Baby!
Author: Joe Alfano
This is a small reflection on getting old as a gamer and a geek. Other people did it and survived, so can we... right?
Seattle Day 4: The Tail of Moxie Crimefighter
Author: Joe Alfano
The final article on my trip to Seattle, including more on Penny Arcade, Darkmoon Faire mischief and the star of the weekend, Moxie Crimefighter!
Day Three in Seattle: My First DMF Championship
Author: Joe Alfano
This was my first time entering into a Darkmoon Faire Championship. It was a milestone of a day! Well, at least I hear I am a decent judge.
The Great Seattle Pilgrimage – Day Two
Author: Joe Alfano
Day Two on my coverage of the Darkmoon Faire Seattle, and really Seattle in general. Not to mention photos of the cool room we stayed in.
A Geek’s Vacation – The Great Seattle Pilgrimage
Author: Joe Alfano
Day One of my trip to the Seattle Darkmoon Faire.
World Wide D&D Game Day 2008
Author: Joe Alfano
Tales and quotes brought to you from the rainiest D&D Game Day on record.
Reason #42 I am Going to Hell: The Death of Art
Author: Joe Alfano
Reflections from a conversation in my local game store about how political correctness is killing art; comedy in particular.
Zombie Horde Shorties
Author: Joe Alfano
No, this is not about zombies in "Daisy Dukes" or zombies drinking those snub nosed beer bottles, but more about short blurbs of stories that pop up from time to time.
The Loss of Another Storyteller
Author: Joe Alfano
Thursday, May 29th Harvey Korman passes away, and the world loses another storyteller, but not his stories.
Geek Like Me's Very First Sports Story!
Author: Joe Alfano
I know, I was shocked too! But it honestly relates to being a geek because even if you are being a sports geek, everyone has a geek moment now and again.
The Difference Between Hearing and Listening
Author: Joe Alfano
A story about how someone can spend a long time hearing you and never be listening to what you say. Also a cool story about how my father was tricked into role playing.
The Quote Board
Author: Joe Alfano
Did you ever have one of those moments defined by the statement, "Any place else and that might sound really strange," after the fact? Well, this is all about that, and how it has found a home at our RPG table.
Zombiana Jones and the Barista of Doom
Author: Joe Alfano
A quick tale about stories, being a geek, and one of my two favorite baristas that work near Misty Mountain Games.
Geek Taps
Author: Joe Alfano
Zombie Joe's Brain Matter goes back to the teaser dropped earlier and explains "Gamer Taps." A story of the Misty Mountain Games memorial to Gary Gygax.
Going to Hell: Reason Number 15
Author: Joe Alfano
A reflection into why I am going to hell, my twisted sense of humor, and the woman that took my spine away from me.
Keep on the Shadowfell: 4th Edition Review
Author: Joe Alfano
Tales and opinions from the running of a prerelease copy of Keep on the Shadowfell (4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons), from Zombie Joe.
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Author: Joe Alfano
As cliche as it may sound, it is something I support. Additionally it ties into a few other rules mentioned in Zombie Joe's Brain Matter. A crossover article!
O Student of Mythology
Author: Joe Alfano
A special request on the story behind the difference in the terms of whore and temple prostitute. There are many things you can learn from someone, even if they do look like the guy that sells you chicken.
Those Who Can't Play, Judge: Volume Two
Author: Joe Alfano
The reflections of a non-player of the game Yu-Gi-Oh of the past Regional Qualifier at Misty Mountain Games. Which is to say as a non-player and non-judge, I was working as the scorekeeper.
Once You Go Geek, You Never Want Greek
Author: Joe Alfano
The final reflections on being a geek in today's modern media. The end of a story arc, so next article, back to the gaming stories!
Reflections of a Gamer, Volume 2
Author: Joe Alfano
More on the continuing trials and tribulations of being a gamer over the past thirty years. Not to mention the difficulties of being a gamer in this day and age of Homeland Security!
Reflections of a Gamer, Volume 1
Author: Joe Alfano
Did you ever wonder what it meant to be a gamer? Look back on the "Gamer Rights Movement" with some of those old time gamers who remember when it was AD&D and not "First Edition."
Those Who Can't Play, Judge
Author: Joe Alfano
A story of another rule that was started at my local game store ensuring that the people judging World of Warcraft events will never manage to win one.
The Found Movie Rule
Author: Joe Alfano
A short bit about a combination of the Found Movie Rule (copyright Port Enterprises) and the Wife Traveling Rule (copyright Webtroll Productions). In short, sleep deprivation was getting to me, and you all get to pay the price!
The Most Evil Creature in the World™
Author: Joe Alfano
Everyone has a story about one of their favorite characters. This is one of mine about a guy that was the least favorite character of the rest of the party.
A Tale of Two Celebrities
Author: Joe Alfano
A reflection from one GenCon. In this one you will get the good, the bad and the ugly from someone that was "in the trenches" and working the event. For those of you who are Dragonlance fans... I am sorry.
Poor Man's Wolverine
Author: Joe Alfano
Life being a fluid thing, this is a break in the normal progression of the column. This is the story of how a student came to call me a Poor Man's Wolverine, and about a lost family member.
My Favorite Story Growing Up
Author: Joe Alfano
This is the tale of my favorite story growing up. It still is my favorite story, although it loses something in not being told by the original storyteller.
Joe vs. Yet More Undead
Author: Joe Alfano
Another story into the continued fight against the hordes of the undead. In this installment Joe is fighting the zombie hordes through educational prevention.
Joe vs. the Undead
Author: Joe Alfano
Joe Alfano delievers up the funny with this great geeky story about running into a group of Vampires.
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